so when are we gonna stop pretending beer tastes good

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me in the financial aid office

Me in corporate America
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I made a thing.


*goes out of room*

*grabs food*

*goes back in the room*

*repeats the next day*

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I think my parents consider me to be a god. Because they always ask me ridiculous questions that I don’t have the answer to.

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all I do anymore is sleep, feel bad for myself, and take selfies

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Is there an age you reach when suddenly your really an adult? Because they say 18 is an adult but everyone who’s 18 is just kind fumbling with their lives and looking for free stuff.

It’s when your parents stop threatening you about having babies and start bugging you to get on with it.

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i love how there is no comments on this everyone just gets the reference

No. No, I don’t get the reference. 300 thousand people have reblogged this without a word, without so much as a tag, because apparently we all get the reference. I fucking don’t. This has passed by my dashboard hundreds of fucking times and nobody ever asks what the fuck it is.
I’m officially terming this post a conspiracy. 300000 people could not just know what this is. You’re all reblogging this to fit in, or because you know it messes with people, or because you’re the fucking Matrix. You’re the Matrix, aren’t you? You’re all a bunch of Mr Smiths living in a world of green code. Well fuck you all and fuck your stupid post. I’m off to save fucking Zion.
Fuck this.

Dude it’s from spongebob


if ur cute and i dont follow u back let me know

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Oh my GOD