paradisaic:

all I do anymore is sleep, feel bad for myself, and take selfies

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mvtk42:

teamfreekickass:

Is there an age you reach when suddenly your really an adult? Because they say 18 is an adult but everyone who’s 18 is just kind fumbling with their lives and looking for free stuff.

It’s when your parents stop threatening you about having babies and start bugging you to get on with it.

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its-a-joke-mkay:

fidefortitude:

crofefs:

i love how there is no comments on this everyone just gets the reference

No. No, I don’t get the reference. 300 thousand people have reblogged this without a word, without so much as a tag, because apparently we all get the reference. I fucking don’t. This has passed by my dashboard hundreds of fucking times and nobody ever asks what the fuck it is.
I’m officially terming this post a conspiracy. 300000 people could not just know what this is. You’re all reblogging this to fit in, or because you know it messes with people, or because you’re the fucking Matrix. You’re the Matrix, aren’t you? You’re all a bunch of Mr Smiths living in a world of green code. Well fuck you all and fuck your stupid post. I’m off to save fucking Zion.
Fuck this.

Dude it’s from spongebob

probend:

if ur cute and i dont follow u back let me know

(via succeeding)

circa199os:

Oh my GOD

Watching the news.

I’m so scared of everyone and everything.

deathbedscene:

having siblings is weird bc like one minute u want to strangle them with their own intestines and then later ur singing dramatic duets together

(via asdfghjkkll0ve)

denisearabella:

imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told

Imagine reading a book of all the lies that were told to you.

Plot twist

(via pupus4s)

foodchewer:

where can i find some self esteem on sale

(via lookingforcali)

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